-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
-Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
-Q: What's 30 times Chuck Norris?
A: Oblivion.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
-If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
And this batch from legionmate Salysta:-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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